Story – A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parent’s house for dinner – Funny

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner, feeling very nervous as it’s her first time meeting them. They all sit down to a fine meal, but the woman soon starts to feel discomfort from her nerves and the broccoli casserole. With gas pains almost bringing tears to her eyes, she decides to discreetly relieve herself and lets out a dainty fart. Though not loud, everyone at the table hears it. Before she can be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looks at the dog sleeping at her feet and sternly says, “Skippy!” Relieved, the woman smiles, thinking she’s off the hook.

A few minutes later, the discomfort returns. Without hesitation, she lets out a louder and longer fart. The father once again looks at the dog and yells, “Dammit Skippy!” Feeling even more relieved, the woman smiles and thinks, “Yes!”

As the meal continues, the woman feels the gas building up again. This time, she doesn’t even think about it and lets out a fart that rivals a train whistle. The father, now looking truly disgusted, shouts, “Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”

The woman, though initially nervous, ends up feeling amused and somewhat relieved that the dog is taking the blame for her gas. The awkward situation turns into an unexpected and humorous experience, breaking the ice in a rather unconventional way. Despite the initial embarrassment, the dinner ends on a lighter note, and the woman feels more comfortable with her boyfriend’s family.